Assassin: (lighting a cigarette and cleaning his rifle: But my victims live on in my mind. I’d kill them again, but my own life is the only one I don’t have the guts to take.
Little Girl: What are you doing?
Sniper: Oh. I didn’t expect anyone up here. I’m a cupid who shoots people so they fall in love.
Little Girl: Wow! Cupid! Can I see through your scope?
Sniper: Well, just a quick peek.
Little Girl: That’s mommy and daddy. Are you gonna make them fall in love?
Sniper: (to the wind) What have I become?