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Wednesday, September 19, 2007   |    Listicles

Tongue Untwisters

Tongue UntwisterPeter Piper bought a tractor.

She sells hot dogs by the seashore.

The sheik didn’t really keep track of his sheep so specifically as to know which one was sick.

Rubber babies?

Orange leather.

New York is very, very, very unique.

Five toy boats.

Black bugs have a substance called hematolymph, not blood.

All right, who shaved Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Woodchucks can’t chuck wood. Goodbye!

Geoff Haggerty and Chris Principe are two of the five members of the sketch comedy troupe Elephant Larry.