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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Tuesday, September 4, 2007

What Various People Would Turn Into if, Subject to the Rules Established for the Care of Mogwai in the 1984 Movie Gremlins, They Were Fed after Midnight

Philip Seymour Hoffman ... Karl Rove

John Edwards ... Anthony Robbins

Paris Hilton ... Phyllis Diller

Donald Trump ... Calibos from Clash of the Titans

Ernest Hemingway ... Ezra Pound

Al Gore 2000 ... Al Gore 2007

Wayne Brady ... The Gap Band

Andrew Kiraly was born and raised in Las Vegas, and he's still recovering. He is managing editor of alt-weekly Las Vegas CityLife.
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