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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Thursday, October 25, 2007

Designer Dog Breeds: Rapper's Edition

by Nora Fussner

Fox Hound + Schnauzer = Fo Schnizzle

Balkan Hound + Dunker = Badunkadunk

Bloodhound + English Springer Spaniel = Bling Bling

Pit Bull + Miniature Pinscher = Pimp

German Longhaired + Cocker = Glock

German Shepherd + Utonagan = G-Unit

Bichon Frisé + Poodle = Bamboozle

Miniature Dachshund = Shorty

Hollandse Herder + Mexican Hairless = Homie

Nora Fussner is a writer and editor living in Brooklyn.
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