Chance Cards in Liberty City Monopoly

by Mike Richardson-Bryan

You receive your cut from a jewel heist: collect $50

David Bowie’s Rejected Proposals for New Rock n’ Roll Alter Egos

by Libby Leonard

For the upcoming Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) release, I thought I would suggest trying on another character again: Pierre Gremaud—1970s Parochial School Perfect Attendance Zeitgeist!

A Very Tall Patriot Has Something to Tell You

by Eric Feezell

Let me just start by saying that in no way, shape, or form do I believe, even for a nanosecond, that the Bush administration has lied to or misled the American public regarding any aspects whatsoever about the war in Iraq, and that I am 407 feet and two inches tall.

Classic Nintendo Game Secrets

by Dale Dobson

Tetris Few have seen the localized Japanese version, which replaced the falling blocks with fluffy kittens, mutant eggplant zombies, and irritatingly horny schoolgirls.

Hollywood’s Most Hilarious Bleeps, Boners, and Flub-Ups: Nicolas Cage Edition

by Nathan Thornton

Hollywood spends billions and billions of dollars on Nicolas Cage movies every year. Half the time these movies come out with some craaaazy mistakes in them.

Goth Round Table

by Jimmy Chen

Charlie Rose welcomes to his show the rockers Robert Smith, Morrissey, Marilyn Manson, and Trent Reznor.