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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Thank You for Contributing During My Podcast Pledge Drive

by Brian Beatty

Podcast!Hey, [e-mail address]:

Just a quick note to say thanks for your financial contribution to my podcast cause. If you’ve ever spent a workday afternoon perusing the cruel listener reviews of my podcast on iTunes, you realize that not very many people “get” the hilarious shit I think of and record when I’m high.

I realized that a few weeks ago, while putting together episode fourteen (the one where I performed Dane Cook standup bits into my laptop mic, then added back the laughs from his CD).

What I do is not for the sheep masses. It’s as clear to me as fresh bong water.

Some assholes are just haters.

But not you. You get it. You get me. Thanks to listeners like you, who get me, I’ll soon be taking me—and my game—to a whole new level.

Your PayPal donation will help me cover the costs of the video equipment I need to transform YouTube into MeTube. I’m already at work on scripts spoofing Star Wars and that “Leave Britney Alone!” loser. There’s also a couple of MADtv skits I think I can do better.

Believe me, these new ideas of mine are some of the funniest shit I’ve come up with yet.

Thanks again.


P.S. 420 4-ever!

Brian Beatty works and plays in Minneapolis, Minnesota. That's not as easy as it sounds.