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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Blue Öyster Cult's Early Choices for Potential but Ultimately Discarded Band Names

Blue Öyster Cult

Red Crab Society

Taupe Shrimp Huddle

Yellow Löbster Knot

Periwinkle Periwinkle Discipleship

Green Cläm Posse

Brown Crawfish Battery

White Mussel Confederacy

Purple Prawn Party

Black Scallop Cluster

The Beetles

Tyler Stoddard Smith's works of fiction, non-fiction and poetry have been featured or are upcoming in The Best American Fantasy Writing, Pindeldyboz, The Bullfight Review, Box Car Poetry Review, Identity Theory, Yankee Pot Roast, Word Riot, Twixt, Monkeybicycle and McSweeney's, among others. For more info, visit StoddardSmith.com. He also edits a political satire Web site, Demockeracy.com.