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Thursday, March 20, 2008

If the Beatles Were Jews

Matthew Sewell

“Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Klezmer Band”
“I Wanna Hold Your Tallit”
“Hey Judah”
“You’ve Got to Hide Anne Frank Away”
“Maxwell’s Silver Maccabee”
“Happiness Is a Warm Kugel”
“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Mohel”
“Shalom, Shalom”
“Levi in the Sky with Diamonds”
“A Hard Day’s Kibbutz”
“Sexy Shiksa”
“Eight Days of Oil”
“The Long and Winding Shofar”
“Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Nu”
“(Don’t Eat) Piggies”
“Moses 9”

Matthew Sewell lives in Minnesota. He is intolerant of lactose and penicillin, among other things.