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Monday, March 3, 2008

Topical Punch II: Kool-Aid Flavors of the Go-Go 80s That Never Quite Made It

Mike Drach

— Darryl Strawberry
— Care-Beary Stare-Berry Berry
— Maltron
— Kumquat Leap
— Pretty in Pink Grapefruit
— Thirst Quencher’s Day Off
— Citrus Lauper’s “Lime After Lime”
— Gobstoppers Rock-Hard Punch
— “New” Kool-Aid
— Durian Durian (proceeds go to Ethiopian famine relief)
— AIDS! Crack! Homeless Vets! Juice!
— “Let’s Get Physical” Diet Cherry (with saccharine)
— Electric Boogaloo-Berry
— Splashdance
— Thirstysomething?
— Minor Rockaberry Revival
— Starfruit, the Next Generation
— Pac-Man’s Power-Pellet Punch
— Jonestown Grape n’ Cyanide Cocktail
— Kool-War

Mike Drach is fixed, has all his shots and is just looking for a good home. When he's not writing cartoons, games and articles for, he's hiding under his office chair, crying softly. He hails from sun-free Toronto, Canada; things he hails include taxis, Satan and Caesar (salad).