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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Everything I Need to Know I Learned Watching Bravo

Lydia Ondrusek

Is Top Chef On Yet?

  1. Black clothes are good. Black food is bad.
  2. Some things will never, ever, go well together.
  3. “Fierce” can be used as a modifier for almost anything.
  4. “Soignée,” also, can be used as a modifier for almost anything.
  5. It’s bad to bore people. Boring judges is punishable by death.
  6. Things change, and they do so suddenly.
  7. It’s good to have a lot of knives.
Lydia Ondrusek is a long-married mother of two busy writing her way out of a paper bag. Look for her micro-fiction upcoming soon at