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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Listicles
Platypus-Based Expressions to Disarm Friend & Foe Alike

Daniel McArdle

Platypus

  1. Doesn’t that just take the fucking platypus.
  2. Well sew a duck’s bill and beaver tail on me and try to pass me off at the Royal Academy of Science!
  3. Enough of your duck-billed platitudes …
  4. Sorry doesn’t feed the platypus, now does it?
  5. Fuck you and the platypus you swam and/or rode in on!
  6. Egg-laying freak! (Ideally directed at actual platypus.)
  7. Pride of the platypus.
  8. That’s mighty platypus of you.
  9. You say “platypus,” I say … well, I suppose I would say “platypus” also.
  10. Platypussy!