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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Hip Hopsticles

Why LL Cool J Is Going Back to Cali

In search of a lost childhood

A tryst

Likes driving in his car

Nicer weather

Wants to fuck up your heartbeat with his bass

Forgot his lip balm

Why Rap Is Freezing

Ice Cube

Ice T

Vanilla Ice

DJ Kool

Forgotten Champagne exploded in freezer

It’s cold outside at six ’n da mown

Jacuzzi broke

Instructions from Michael Jackson

Beat it

Beat it

Beat it

Beat it

Whack me off

Jimmy Chen is an only child, and only a child.