Friday, June 13, 2008

Whose poop this is, I think I know,
His yard is ’round the corner, though.
He will not see me stopping here
to sniff his poop while She screams “No!”

I think my mistress oh-so-queer
to yank my leash when poop’s so near.
The only other scents are fake—
her stale perfume and last night’s beer.

She gives my leash another shake
as if there might be some mistake
I plant my paws, for poop is sweet
I sniff some more, then eat my cake

and have it, too. Poop can’t be beat.
My mistress stamps her pointy feet,
insisting poop is bad to eat.
insisting poop is bad to eat.

Michele Leavitt’s poems have been published in a variety of journals and anthologies, including Underground Voices, Rattapallax, Slant, Wind, Yellow Silk II: International Erotic Stories and Poems, and The Powow River Anthology. Her brother-in-law once described her as bizarre, but her sister claims she’s merely eccentric.

This page contains a single entry by Michele Leavitt published on June 13, 2008 2:47 PM.

We Will Stop at Nothing to Acquire Your Swiffer Technology was the previous entry in this blog.

Announcing Y.P.R.'s New Book: Underrated: The Yankee Pot Roast Book of Awesome Underappreciated Stuff is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.


RSD | RSS I | RSS II | Atøm | Spanish

Support Submit
From the Y.P.aRchives
Fun, Fickle Fiction (for Free!)
Fact, Opinion, Essay, & Review
Spectacular Features, Calendrical Happenings, Media Gadflies
Poetry & Lyric
Advice, How To, & Self-Help
Semi-Frequent Columns
Letter from the Editors
Disquieting Modern Trends
Interviews with Interviewers
One-Question Interviews
The Book Club
Media Gadflies
Calendrical Happenings
Correspondence (Letters To and Letters From) Letters from Y.P.R. Letters to Y.P.R. Birthday Cards to Celebrities Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms Shreek of the Week of the Day Polish Facts: An Antidote to the Polish Joke The Y.P.aRt Gallery Illustrious Illustration Photography Photomontage Graphic Design Logo Gallery What's Up with That? Fuit Salad Nick's Guff Vermont Girl The M_methicist Daily Garfield Digest New & Noteworthy Contributors' Notes Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera The Y.P.aRchives

This journal is powered by Movable Typo 4.01.

Y.P.R. & Co.