Thursday, July 17, 2008

The following are actual poems written by Ms. O’Donnell, edited by Mr. Sewell. [Collected from]

larry king annoys me
beyond all description
news or entertainment
whichever suits

donny called yesterday
i love that guy - a lot
hard to believe
as on r 1st date he called me fat

* * *

we stared at each other for a half hour
then i threw a peanut up
took a few tries
but he got it

my squirrel

* * *

a snowy friday
i saw edward sissorhands
a new ballet
at BAM
inspiring on all levels

(March 16, 2007)

* * *

do u believe
lee harvey oswald
acting alone
killed JFK
reply in ask ro

(December 5, 2007)

* * *

I cant find text edit
On this new computer
microsoft sux
In terms of flow

It is all rules
commas And capitals
U cannot avoid them

Annoying underlines
Blinking at u
Stop – yeild

* * *

i should never say it
no matter who is listening
u cant ever hold dog down
get off of me
i am not racial

chris - have u ever used the n word?
asks larry
in white suspenders

* * *

please tell me
my publicist is wrong
and sweet john carter
newsman from atlanta
did not sell the interview we did
to et access and the lot

* * *

i boogie boarded on sunday
the thrill of the lip
u know u caught it
2 the shore

(April 7, 2007)

* * *

its raining hard
on the hudson
lit up by the bridge
bedroom doors open

kel is in the city
dinner with friends
i am watching journeyman
editing my annie lennox photos

* * *

i have won the bloggers choice award
this thrills me 2 no end
ya see this blog thing
is the future

ya got something to say
to show
to give away
do it

its an amazing medium
2 work in
here and now
real not perfect

Matthew Sewell lives in Minnesota. He is intolerant of lactose and penicillin, among other things.

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