Tuesday, July 1, 2008
— Etc. —
Shout to the Lord (Seems, in All Honesty, a Reactionary, if Not Drunken, Outburst Unworthy of the Most Rudimentary A Priori Examination)
God of Wonders (I Swear I Put Those Socks in the Dryer as a Pair)
(It Sounds Nice, But I Can’t Really Subscribe to the Notion We Have a) Place in This World
Basics of Life (I’m Just Trying to Get Out Alive, Man)
I’ll Be Believing (In What, I Have No Idea)
I Can Only Imagine (How Liberating It Must Be to Believe in Magic)
In Christ Alone (Well, I’m Hedging My Bets, So Can We Throw in a Buddha or Someone Else, Too?)
Above All (The Notion of a Supreme Being Holding Dominion Over the Universe Seems Far-Fetched)
I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
Shower in the nude.
Nosh on filthy swine.
Stop copulating through a hole in a sheet.
Stop burning Harry Potter books.
Say more swears.
Try the Body of Christ with brie.
Reexamine that whole science thing.
Stomp the yard.