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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Etc.
Godlessness!

Ultimate Power Anthems of the Agnostic


(Based on My Knowledge, Understanding, and Interpretation of Prevailing Scientific Evidence, I Find it Too Counterintuitive to Wholeheartedly Believe in) Thy Word

Shout to the Lord (Seems, in All Honesty, a Reactionary, if Not Drunken, Outburst Unworthy of the Most Rudimentary A Priori Examination)

God of Wonders (I Swear I Put Those Socks in the Dryer as a Pair)

(It Sounds Nice, But I Can’t Really Subscribe to the Notion We Have a) Place in This World

Basics of Life (I’m Just Trying to Get Out Alive, Man)

I’ll Be Believing (In What, I Have No Idea)

I Can Only Imagine (How Liberating It Must Be to Believe in Magic)

In Christ Alone (Well, I’m Hedging My Bets, So Can We Throw in a Buddha or Someone Else, Too?)

Above All (The Notion of a Supreme Being Holding Dominion Over the Universe Seems Far-Fetched)

I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)


Things I Would Do if God Were Proven Nonexistent

Shower in the nude.

Nosh on filthy swine.

Court Wiccans.

Stop copulating through a hole in a sheet.

Stop burning Harry Potter books.

Say more swears.

Try the Body of Christ with brie.

Reexamine that whole science thing.

Stomp the yard.