Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Chuck Facts

When Chuck Norris files his tax return, he often gets money back.

Chuck Norris lives in Houston.

When Chuck Norris dints a stranger’s car, he leaves his insurance and contact information.

Chuck Norris knows how to make a passable tuna salad.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to shave; he has a beard.

When Chuck Norris sits on a chair, he is no longer standing up.

Chuck Norris is an anagram for “Un-Chris Rock.”

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