Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Unfortunate Typos in My Research Manuscript Draft

  1. “… of erective surgery.”

  2. “Those whore ceived treatment …”

  3. “… across the hole study.”

  4. “In the name of all things tender and holy, why must you continue to crush my soul with round after round of pointless edits and irrational demands for doomed-to-fail experiments? Don’t you want me to graduate, Dr. Braithwaite? Don’t you want me to FINALLY move on? IT’S BEEN EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS, YOU POMPOUS CLOTPOLE!”

  5. “… resluts show …”

Rock Band or Human Ailment?


The Alan Parkinsons Project

Steppenwolfram Syndrome

Black Sebaceous Cyst

The Clap

Earth, Wind, and Fibromyalgia

Chuck Beriberi

Irritable Bowie Syndrome

F.A.Q. Answers from The “What’s Going on with My Body?” Book for Girls, by Dr. Harold Iskis, Family Research Council


Stop looking at it.


Original sin.

Do not talk to your father about this.

Do NOT talk to your brother(s) about this.

Several thick layers of clothing at all times.

There is no such thing as gay people.

I don’t know.

I’m not going to talk about that.

Wait until you’re older.

What kind of a question is that?


Oh, that is disgusting.


Here's where the 'Va-jay-jay' is.

More Scientific & Medical Malarkey

Rock Band or Human Ailment? Earth, Wind, and Fibromyalgia

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