Monday, August 4, 2008

by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran

1. Bamboo socks

2. Japanese visionary animator Hayao Miyazaki

3. Norway

4. Penguins*

5. Quality, Iranian-grown pistachios

* Live, not stuffed.

Daniel Brauer spent most of the last three years writing a novel, but in his spare time he translated official Iranian dispatches from the original F?rsi. His work has appeared in Pindeldyboz, and is forthcoming in Prairie Schooner.

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