Wednesday, August 6, 2008

My original television series concept, entitled Central Nervous System of Mencia

My drive to succeed beyond being named “Small-Dog Walker of the Month” five out of the twelve calendar months.

My George Lopez show DVDs.

My conclusion to my five-year-old dissertation on the necessity and imminent success of the Iraq War.

My ability to love.

My guest spot on Moesha.

My good pen.

My fast metabolism.

My memoir about life as a Honduras-born standup comedian who gains fame, success, and accusations of plagiarism in the United States.

Twenty-three bucks.

Jen Statsky spends most of her time telling people she has no idea where Hutch is. When she’s not doing that, she enjoys writing, comedy, and The Golden Girls, which she has found to be both written and comedic. Her work has appeared in McSweeney’s and at, but never her parents’ fridge door. And there were plenty of available magnets, too.

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Las Listas Internacionales European Hip-Hoppers; Zionist Plots; Spanish Words
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