My original television series concept, entitled Central Nervous System of Mencia
My drive to succeed beyond being named “Small-Dog Walker of the Month” five out of the twelve calendar months.
My George Lopez show DVDs.
My conclusion to my five-year-old dissertation on the necessity and imminent success of the Iraq War.
My ability to love.
My guest spot on Moesha.
My good pen.
My fast metabolism.
My memoir about life as a Honduras-born standup comedian who gains fame, success, and accusations of plagiarism in the United States.