Wednesday, August 27, 2008

  1. “… of erective surgery.”

  2. “Those whore ceived treatment …”

  3. “… across the hole study.”

  4. “In the name of all things tender and holy, why must you continue to crush my soul with round after round of pointless edits and irrational demands for doomed-to-fail experiments? Don’t you want me to graduate, Dr. Braithwaite? Don’t you want me to FINALLY move on? IT’S BEEN EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS, YOU POMPOUS CLOTPOLE!”

  5. “… resluts show …”

Timon Buys and Ian Wilson are scienceful. They live in Vancouver, Canada (which looks as dumb in print as “Dallas, America”). Ian is the tall one. Their work has also appeared at The Science Creative Quarterly, especially at its FILTER addendum. Their stray thoughts pop up at

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