Wednesday, September 24, 2008

1.) What are you having?

2.) Is that good?

3.) Really? Is that in season?

4.) All the way from Guyana?

5.) I don’t know; is she giving our order to the bar?

6.) Can you put the peppercorn sauce on the side?

7.) Think she’s cute?

8.) You’re married though, right?

9.) Is that a Movado?

10.) No, I haven’t; what was that show about?

A native son of the great state of Wisconsin, Joe Gullo is a former editor of The Second Supper Alternative News. He currently lives in New York City and works for The Onion. Joe enjoys nuanced obscenities and miming brass instruments with his vocal cords.

I Can't Wait for You to Meet My Panther You may stumble on a few mason jars around the apartment filled with urine. Nothing to worry about. It’s mine. Just a little system I’ve developed to let my panther know whose territory is whose around here.
Ooonder ’ated on the Radio Your humble editor, Mr. Geoff Wolinetz, spoke with Phantom 105.2, Dublin's reformed pirate radio station, to promote Y.P.R.'s book, Underrated (which in Ireland, of course, is called "Ooonder ’ated").
Rival Gangs Considered, but Ultimately Rejected, for the 1979 film The Warriors The Watermelon Gang vs. the Satin Kings

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