Thursday, September 4, 2008

Sorry about your loss.But it's nothing compared to the Jäger hangover I had last weekend. Now THAT was painful!

Our hearts are with you during this time, but rarely any other time.

Sorry for your loss. But I hope you get some decent casseroles.

This is a difficult time. But then again, so is tax season.

Losing a loved one is difficult. Hating them makes it so much easier.

May warmest memories remain. Except for the ones where you fought hellaciously and ended up with slashed tires and an S.T.D.

I know you're feeling sad. But try not to put on another 40 lbs

Dena Taylor’s writing has appeared in Austin Woman magazine and Fresh Yarn. She is a member of Austin’s Gag Reflex sketch comedy group and enjoys eating sushi while watching grisly crime reënactments on CSI: Miami. More info at denataylor.com.

G.O.P. Potpourri As this week's Republican hootenanny continues, Y.P.R. republishes some more of its past tributes to the Grand Old Party.
Four-Year Flashback: Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. in N.Y.C. MMIV Well, Hurricane Gustav is all but shitcanning this week’s Republican National Convention, so to get your fix of grand old G.O.P. partying, Y.P.R. is republishing its coverage of the 2004 R.N.C. in New York City.
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I'd Like to Say a Few Words Before I Begin Drumming Ever since I took up the drum more than a month ago, it has become my preferred--indeed, almost exclusive--form of self-expression.

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