Thursday, October 9, 2008

1. Joey Bag of Donuts
2. Parsnip Patty
3. Stumps Jr.
4. Studnut Stilton
5. Lil’ Chappy
6. Peanut Piston
7. Bojangles Botato
8. Fingers McGruder
9. Shrimp Skewers
10. Stew Radley
11. Hambone Fritters
12. Pepper Angus
13. Crunchy Tenders
14. Beans McNulty

Answer Key:
Hobos: 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 11, 14
Fast food entrées: 1 (Moe’s Southwest Grill), 4 (Burger Fuel), 6 (Burger Fuel), 7 (Bojangles’), 9 (Captain D’s), 12 (Burger King), 13 (Church’s Chicken)
Chris Elzinga bides his time in San Francisco as an advertising copywriter. When not hawking wares he enjoys drinking corn whiskey and punching at ghosts.

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