Sunday, October 26, 2008

Listicles
Setlist: Mime Hero

Starting Out Small

“Got Your Nose”
“Fetch!”
“Scissors”
“Black Power”
“Fuck You, Asshole!”

Encore: “Pull My Finger”

Your First Real Gig

“What Died in Here?”
“Peter Falk / Stuart Scott [medley]”
“The Swedish Chef Prepares a Salad”
“One of These Days, Alice …”
“The Bat-Tusi”

Encore: “Live Long and Prosper”

Making the Video

“Jump”
“Walk Like an Egyptian”
“Turn! Turn! Turn!”
“You Keep Me Hanging On”
“Blowin’ in the Wind”

Encore: “Physical Graffiti”

European Invasion

“Sabbath Rocks!”
“Harry Potter and the Headmaster’s Study [slash fiction excerpt]”
“French Surrender Victory Jig”
“Mr. Bean Accidentally Steals the Popemobile”
“Swarthy Italian Stereotype Reacts Angrily to Mr. Bean Accidentally Stealing the Popemobile, Curses Him, His Ancestors, and Their Livestock, Some of Whom Are, if I’m Following This Hand-Biting Gesture Correctly, Thought to Have Engaged in Sexual Intercourse with Each Other in Order to Eventually Produce the Misbegotten Half-Bird, Half-Man Creature Called Mr. Bean”

Encore: “Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!”

Big House Blues

“Welcome to Abu Ghraib (The Pyramid Polka)”
“Adebisi’s Hat”
“That’s the Sight of a Man Working on an Invisible-Chain Gang”
“Shiv Fight in the Weight Room”
“Shawshank Shit Crawl”

Encore: “Kneel Before Zod”

Hottest Band on Earth

“Atlas Shrugged”
“Colombian Drug Mule: An Intestinal Odyssey”
“Shields Is from Mars, Yarnell Is from Venus”
“Spinal Jetty”
“Houston, We’ve Had a Problem, One of These Guys Is a Fucking Mime”

Encore: “Goodbye from the World’s Biggest Polluter”

Live in Japan

“Wax On, Wax Off”
“Hello (I’m Pretending to Be a) Kitty”
“Disturbing Tentacle Porn”
“Representation / Seventeen Controlled Movements / A Wordless Haiku”
“Ultra-Rare Trading Card Frenzy at Comic-Con”

Encore: “The Sumo Thong Song”

Battle for Your Soul

“Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God”
“Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
“I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Woman, Miss Lewinsky”
“Yankee Fan at Fenway”
“Bulimia”

Encore: “(Picnic, Miming)”

Matthew Sewell lives in Minnesota. He is intolerant of lactose and penicillin, among other things.

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