Thursday, October 9, 2008

Embarrassed (with red peppers)

Slandered (with green peppers)

Compromised (by corn)

Severely Critiqued (with spicy mustard)

Had Its Principles Questioned (by more potatoes)

Punched Pretty Hard on the Arm (by capers)

Murdered (with salt and vinegar)

Claimed in Her Majesty’s Name (with banana peppers)

Bedazzled (with sequins)

Left at the Grocery Store (by its mom)

Had a Cameo Role (in K-Pax)

Wrapped (in pink tissue paper)

Transported Through Time (by a time machine)

Brutally Murdered (by a man with a shotgun)

Lucas Klauss hails from Georgia and lives in Brooklyn. He reads books with names like Lacrosse Firestorm for a living. His work can be found at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Apiary, and

Hashbrowns Go Great With:

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Debate Prep Tonight, your Yankee Pot Roasters will be conducting an experiment in live-blogging during the presidential debate. And if the experiment is successful, we will likely live-blog again for Thursday night's première of Kath & Kim on NBC.

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