Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ways in Which a Booking Agent Could Get Fired

Korn / Hole
Michael Jackson / Boyz II Men
The O’Jays / The Killers
Yoko Ono / 7 Year Bitch
Milli Vanilli / The Pretenders
Great White / The Arcade Fire
Clay Aiken / The Butthole Surfers
R. Kelly / Number One Fan
Brian Wilson / Michelle Shocked
The Jesus and Mary Chain / Bad Religion
Britney Spears / Bush

In lieu of a bio, the author has submitted the obituary he hopes for: Adam Laceky, age 438, died of spontaneous combustion while having sex with Penélope Cruz’s clone. Rumors that he will be missed could not be confirmed at press time.

Top Five Animal Pop Star Names Rock Groups Featuring Animals but Not Eric Burdon.
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