Sunday, November 2, 2008

— Recycled but Re-Relevant —
Zack & Miri & Kevin & the M.P.A.A.

Potty-mouthed auteur Kevin Smith’s new film opens this weekend in liberal theaters across the nation. Fortunato Salazar recounts the film’s epic battle with the prudish M.P.A.A. here: “Zack and Miri Make a Pruno.”

— Fiction —

My Rejected Submission to Cosmo's Halloween Issue, Entitled "How to Lose a Guy in One Spooky, Scary Night: Halloween Costumes for Those Wanting Out"

Jen Statsky

The leaves are changing in color, the air is turning crisp and chilly, and you're finding that Jeff from Accounting has a newfound interest in you ever since you got side bangs and stopped eating croissants. All this can only mean one thing: it's time to kick your deadbeat boyfriend to the foliage-covered curb.

— Listicles —

What Not to Give Trick-or-Treaters on Hallowe'en Night

Nathan Thornton

Crap in a pumpkin-shaped bucket. Boo.

— How To —

Grand Theft Auto IV Tips for the Environmentally Conscious Father

Christopher Monks

What’s a gamer dad to do when his wife is out leafleting in front of a biochemical plant (again) and he’s left alone with his young child? Thankfully, he has these cogent tips to follow.

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