Sunday, December 21, 2008

Resolved Question

I just ate an entire bag of Mike and Ikes in one sitting. How should I punish myself?

Best Answer- Chosen by Voters

1. flip head over sink 2. brush hair vigorously 3. hit brush against faucet, bouncing back and hitting your face

Other Answers (6)

get a baseball or a tennis ball and just throw it at your eye over and over again. or put it in one of those baseball throwing machines and put your eye in front of it

get someone to throw a softball at you and stand in front of the line of fire of a pitching machine on its highest setting

steamy hot greasy potato shot from a tennis ball machine at close range

try throwing a base ball up in the air and if your lucky it will come down on your face and hit your eye and there ya go good luck with that one. or you could jab your eye with the door knob.

Attach a bat to a spring and tie it back to something (make sure you can release the tied spring from a distance, garden shears might be good). Put your face level with the bat at a distance of about 2 feet. Cut the tie holding the spring. THWACK!

Ok first you forward tumble roll then put your knee close to your face. it may work. but it just may be a little blue. also you can have a softball catch with someone. and not pay attention while they are throwing the ball. good luck in hurting yourself and have a good black n blue day!!

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