When life gives you lemons, carbonate them and make Sprite! But don’t sell it. We’ll sue you.
Thirsty for revenge? You can’t spell Sprite without ‘spite’!
Drink Sprite! Or don’t.
Sprite: The thirst molester!
What’s clear and effervescent and refreshing? No, not club soda. Or tonic water.
It’s just like Crystal Pepsi, but better!
9 out of 10 dentists drink soft drinks, and Sprite is certainly a soft drink.
Sprite and General Dynamics: Teaming up to win the War on Terror!
Your President-Elect
Left, exotic, elitist President-Elect Barry Obama, in a straw fedora w/ cigarette, circa 1980, courtesy The New York Post. Right, the exotic, elitist mascot for Bambú rolling papers, since 1764.
Left, exotic, elitist President-Elect Barry Obama, in a straw fedora w/ cigarette, circa 1980, courtesy The New York Post. Right, the exotic, elitist mascot for Bambú rolling papers, since 1764.
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