Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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Q. Who will make the shoes for your feet? Who will make the clothes that you wear? Who’ll take the promise that you don’t have to keep?
A. Don’t look now, it ain’t you or me.

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Q. Why? Why? Why?
A. Effigy.

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Q. Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon?
A. Doo, doo, doo.

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Q. I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? Comin’ down on a sunny day?
A. Yeah!

How To
For Those Who Are Having Their Brains Dismantled For those who are having their brains dismantled, an important document is a "Hold Harmless Agreement."
In 2009, Lucifer and Jehovah Wrestle for Control of Your Psyche Lucifer and Jehovah engage in an eating competition. Brains are on the plate and your psyche is the prize.
How To
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