Could Be Nicer
Nice, but Voted for Bush Twice
Only Nice When Someone’s Looking
Naughty (Within Reason)
Too Naughty for HBO, but Not Naughty Enough for Cinemax
Naughty Even for an Oil-Company Lawyer with a Smattering of Hyena DNA
Mike Richardson-Bryan used to be a lawyer, but he’s all better now. No, really. His work has also appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, in the pages of Cracked, Stitches, and The Wittenburg Door, and recently appeared in The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007. He lives in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one wife and two dogs.