Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Delusion of Being Jesus Christ Falls to Second Place Behind the Delusion of Being Parker Posey

The prestigious journal Nature is reporting today that the number of schizophrenics who believe they are Jesus Christ was surpassed on December 8 by the number of schizophrenics who believe they are Parker Posey. Never before in recorded history has any delusion surpassed the Jesus delusion. Montage of interviews with schizophrenics who look exactly like Parker Posey and believe they are Parker Posey, interspersed with interviews with schizophrenics who look like Reese Witherspoon and believe they are Parker Posey.

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