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Inspired by the inexplicably popular Ché Guevara T-shirt, Yankee Pot Roast proudly presents The Beatrice Arthur T-Shirt. Now, you too can proudly wear a portrait of acerbic countercultural revolutionary icon Bea Arthur on your chest.

Shirts are available in Men’s S, M, L, XL, for just $15 (shipping & handling included). Please send an e-mail to for order inquiries.

Paunchy, Balding Mutant Ninja Turtles Today marks the 25th anniversary of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, thereby making them ... middle-aged? (And, yes, you're old, too.)
Some Nature Haiku The proud, burly tree / Rests on the now crashed TV / Thanks a lot, nature
IV/XX "Excerpts from Marijuana Magazine’s Special Issues" & "Big Deal! I Sold a Little Weed to Give My Kids a Better Future …"

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