Friday, May 15, 2009

Dear loyal readers,

As you may have noticed, 2009 has found your humble journal moving at a snail’s pace (perhaps, even, a snail with torn ACL), sporadically unearthing relics from our archives and republishing them, in lieu of the fresh daily content, topical or timeless, you’ve come to expect over the years. And our many wonderful contributors — Oy!seasons for replies.

To which we say: sorry! So sorry! We’re ashamed. And considering we’re generally shameless, that’s saying something. There is no making up this lost time, but may we offer you this picture of David Hasselhoff swinging gayly1 on a tire?

The good news, dear readers, is this:


Piping-hot content, each and every day. The finest literary satire, free as always. Huzzah!

Your humble editors
1 By which we mean both “happily” and “homosexually.”

Smothers Day Republishing Some Mother's Day Material for Dear Old Mom
Beatrice "Bea" Arthur, R.I.P. May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009
Paunchy, Balding Mutant Ninja Turtles Today marks the 25th anniversary of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, thereby making them ... middle-aged? (And, yes, you're old, too.)

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