Send her back to the nunnery
Get a restraining order that requires her to stay at least a hundred feet away from your children, and forbids her from leading them in song
Have her take a vow of silence
Let the Nazis deal with her, as you and your children slip across the border to safety
Trevor Seigler once wrestled a vicious mountain lion bare-handed, but was unable to get a submission due to the ref being distracted. Now residing in Backwater Redneckville, South Carolina, he spends his days sending angry e-mails to various heads of state, annoyed that they refuse to sign his “Bring Back Knight Rider!” petition. He enjoys long walks on the beach, romantic dinners by candlelight, and an occasional screw. He still can’t figure out why he’s single.
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