Friday, August 7, 2009

Some Good Possible Names for an Emo Band, Inspired by the 1986 Motion Picture Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Save Ferris

Voodoo Economics


the Isms

Let My Cameron Go

The Sausage Kings of Chicago

9 Times

Fry Cook on Venus


The Fascist Anarchists

Clammy Hands

He’ll Keep Callin’ Me

Greasy Garage-Attendant Joyride

Smashing Ferraris

Trophy on a Wire

Charlie Sheen Cameo

Yell Rat

Headache Fever and a Chill

4000 Restaurants in the Downtown Area

Waistoids & Dweebies

Kiss for Daddy

Jennifer Grey’s Old Nose

Scorching Case of Herpes

Never Had One Lesson

The Mia Saras

Coughlin Bros. Mortuary

Passing Out at 31 Flavors

Soundtrack by Yello


Yo, Joe! This year, in support of all our troops overseas, we're going with the most patriotic theme we could think of. That's right: "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero"!!!!!!!!
Life Lessons from My History Textbook: Chapter Three, Ancient China Taken directly, copyrights-be-damned, from Chapter 3 of World History Vol. One: To 1800, 3rd edition, Duiker and Spielvogel.
Puritan Gravestones!!! Judge Byron Edwards (aged 54 yrs of the age). Who Rid our towne of witches, recognizing Them by their dancing & some-times sleeping in past 4 thirty of the a.m.

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