Friday, September 25, 2009

by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran

1. Bamboo socks

2. Japanese visionary animator Hayao Miyazaki

3. Norway

4. Penguins*

5. Quality, Iranian-grown pistachios

* Live, not stuffed.

The Status (Up)Date Love in the age of social networking.
Dan Brown Day! Republishing some of Y.P.R.'s most cryptic and sacrilegious conspiracies.
Dunne Done. Upon returning to New York City, I attended a benefit for the Bichon Frisé Society, at the Puck Building, hosted this year by my good friend Liza Minnelli, (who looks better each time I see her); and a good friend of my son Griffin’s, Gwenyth Paltrow, the daughter of my good, old friend Blythe Danner. Many of New York's grande dames were in attendance, as well as a number of up-and-coming young actors, a few regulars from Page Six, and that rascal David Patrick Columbia. It is an event of star-studded revelry and finger food (catered by Mario Batali).

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