Friday, September 25, 2009


by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran


1. Bamboo socks

2. Japanese visionary animator Hayao Miyazaki

3. Norway

4. Penguins*

5. Quality, Iranian-grown pistachios



* Live, not stuffed.

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Dan Brown Day! Republishing some of Y.P.R.'s most cryptic and sacrilegious conspiracies.
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Dunne Done. Upon returning to New York City, I attended a benefit for the Bichon Frisé Society, at the Puck Building, hosted this year by my good friend Liza Minnelli, (who looks better each time I see her); and a good friend of my son Griffin’s, Gwenyth Paltrow, the daughter of my good, old friend Blythe Danner. Many of New York's grande dames were in attendance, as well as a number of up-and-coming young actors, a few regulars from Page Six, and that rascal David Patrick Columbia. It is an event of star-studded revelry and finger food (catered by Mario Batali).

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