(And My Results)
| 1. Which TV Talk-Show Host Would You Blackmail? (My result: Jay Leno.) |
| 2. Which Celebrity’s Stalker Is Most Like You? (My result: Mariah Carey’s stalker.) |
| 3. Which Member of the 1937 Brooklyn Dodgers Are You? (My result: Heinie Manush.) |
| 4. Which Teenage Vampire Would You Support for U.S. Senator? (My result: Bella from Twilight.) |
| 5. How Well Do You Know Grover Cleveland? (My result: not nearly well enough.) |
| 6. Which Russian Mail-Order Bride Will You Marry? (My result: Svetlana, blonde, 25, from Chukokta Autonomous Okrug.) |
| 7. Which Terrorist Are You? (My result: tie, Timothy McVeigh and Abu Ayyub al-Masri.) |
| 8. Which Lying Rightwing Pundit Pushes Your Buttons the Most? (My result: Ann Coulter.) |
| 9. Which Mad Men Character Would Win Your Fantasy Football League? (My result: Ken Cosgrove.) |
| 10. Which Federal Prison Will You End Up In? (My result: Leavenworth.) |
| 11. If I Were a Carpenter, and You Were a Lady, Would You Marry Me Anyway? (My result: Not likely.) |
| 12. How Well Do You Know That Creepy Guy from Work? (My result: You are that creepy guy from work.) |
Dan Davis is kind of quiet, doesn’t say much, kind of keeps to himself. He spends most of his time staring at glowing rectangles, and also a bit of time making wiseacre comments about sports at SportsOfBoston.com, alerting people to the local rock ‘n’ roll events at Examiner.com, and posting allegedly interesting links to A Series of Tubes. In the olden days, he wrote a few things for Yankee Pot Roast, and in the even more olden days, a couple for McSweeneys.net.
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