- Dontcha know it got cold when God heard we were worried ’bout the weather gettin’ warmer!
- Hey, Washington insiders! How’s all that climate-changey stuff workin’ out for ya?
- I know global warming ain’t real, cos the writing on my hand hasn’t melted yet. Take that, TelePrompTerer elitist scientists!
- God hugs some of us closer, but will ya look what he’s done to the liberal East Coast élites lately? Coooold shoulder!
- Sweaters are retarded.
Katelyn Sack is a writer, musician, and painter currently residing in Charlottesville. Her art has been displayed in numerous venues, and her writing has appeared or is pending publication in Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Science Creative Quarterly, and Opium Magazine. She would like a book deal, please.