Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes from Bible Camp

The original Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, she needs a wheelbarrow to turn the other cheek.

Yo momma so fat, when she tried to board the Ark, Noah said, “Whoa, we already have two elephants.”

Yo momma so fat, after tasting the forbidden fruit, she had to cover her shame with a banana leaf.

Yo momma so fat, when she crossed the Red Sea, Moses had to open an extra lane.

Yo momma so fat, when she accepted Jesus into her heart, it took him two weeks to find his way back out.

Yo momma so fat, when she was born, the priest had to baptize her in installments.

Yo momma so fat, when she was possessed, the Devil sprained his back trying to shake the bed.

Yo momma so fat, after 40 days and 40 nights of rain, her feet were still dry.

Yo momma so fat, when she lay down at the beach, a couple of fishermen cut her open looking for some guy named Jonah.

Yo momma so fat, she had to be born again by C-section.

Mike Richardson-Bryan used to be a lawyer, but he’s all better now. No, really. His work has also appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, in the pages of Cracked, Stitches, and The Wittenburg Door, and recently appeared in The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007. He lives in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one wife and two dogs.

Five Underrated Songs Some underdog music that deserves your ears' attention, courtesy the eclectic Mr. Matthew Tobey.
Hooray for Healthcare! Republishing some of Y.P.R.'s most medicinal mirth.
March Madness 2010 Reprinting some of our leftover basketball stuff.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.



RSD | RSS I | RSS II | Atøm | Spanish









From the Y.P.aRchives


Fun, Fickle Fiction (for Free!)
Fact, Opinion, Essay, & Review
Poetry & Lyric
Advice, How To, & Self-Help


Spectacular Features, Calendrical Happenings, Media Gadflies
Media Gadflies
Calendrical Happenings
The Book Club


Semi-Frequent Columns
Letter from the Editors
Disquieting Modern Trends


Interviews with Interviewers
One-Question Interviews


Correspondence (Letters To and Letters From) Letters from Y.P.R. Letters to Y.P.R. Birthday Cards to Celebrities


The Y.P.aRt Gallery Illustrious Illustration Photography Photomontage Graphic Design Logo Gallery


Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms Shreek of the Week of the Day What's Up with That? Fuit Salad Nick's Guff Vermont Girl The M_methicist Daily Garfield Digest Polish Facts: An Antidote to the Polish Joke


New & Noteworthy Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera


Contributors' Notes


The Y.P.aRchives

This journal is powered by Movable Typo 4.01.

Y.P.R. & Co.