Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I’m sorry that bottle hit your face.

I’m sorry I hit you at Arby’s.

I’m sorry you saw me with that skank at the office Christmas party.

I’m sorry I hit you in front of your mother.

I’m not giving up on us.

Dan Young is a would-be writer who foolishly sold his soul for a job in reality television and half a chicken sandwich. To this day he regrets not holding out for some mustard as well.
David Henne lives and works in New York. He’s the one in the green jacket.

More Thirty-Second Mysteries with Jaguar Jones! Jaguar Jones, detective-for-hire extraordinaire, stopped in his tracks at the shrill sound of a woman screaming in distress. Local buxom young vixen, Brittany McBongos, burst through her front door wearing only a towel and ran straight into Jaguar’s arms.
Google Maps Gives Me Directions FROM: My apartment TO: Girlfriend's apartment Head north at Broad St. – 1.9 mi Take ramp onto US-5 N – 4.2 mi Take exit 3 toward Glenview – .2 mi Turn left at Lathrop St – 1.6 mi Arrive...
When Are You Going to Publish My Motherfucking Children’s Book? I sent you guys a manuscript almost two fucking weeks ago and haven’t heard dick yet. What gives?

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