Thursday, April 22, 2010


— more sirens
— louder sirens
— color-coded warnings applied to ice-cream supply in school cafeterias
— very nervous great-aunts inquiring about your latest blind date
— insomnia
— casual sex
— exaggerated startled response
— dry mouth
— coral death
— forest fires
— burnout
— weight loss
— weight gain
— changing coastlines
— changing hairlines
— oil prices rising due to increasing expense of insuring risks of slipping and falling
— extreme shyness
— calling your ex
— lawyers

Katelyn Sack is a writer, musician, and painter currently residing in Charlottesville. Her art has been displayed in numerous venues, and her writing has appeared or is pending publication in Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Science Creative Quarterly, and Opium Magazine. She would like a book deal, please.

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