— Poetry & Lyric —

Two Poems

Andy and the Puma

In the bush he heard a sound,
shoulda ran, but turned around

Hippies, Hair Metal, and How I Learned to Stop Watching Television

Every ten years or so
another trendy group
of (male) artists
try to make themselves
look like girls

This gives strength to my theory
that all women want to sleep
with other women
and the guys have found
another clever way
to sidestep this problem