Thursday, April 1, 2010

M. Twain

The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning bug and one of them firefly things.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and swallow a skeeter.

The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer I caught pneumonia and fell into the drink.

The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter induced by hurlin’ cod at shore-folk.

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them—unless he’s some kinda magic witch.

Truth is stranger than the made-up junk.

Mark twain!

Chris Elzinga bides his time in San Francisco as an advertising copywriter. When not hawking wares, he enjoys drinking corn whiskey and punching at ghosts.

T.S. Eliot's Opinions of the Other Eleven Months October? Is that the fat one?
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