— Said “sure” when asked if I wanted a Klondike Bar.
— Entered “Frozen Goods” section of local grocery store.
— Politely requested that my girlfriend “get me a Klondike Bar” while she was in the kitchen.
— Relinquished highly classified information regarding the U.S government’s counter-terrorism operations, a move which will almost assuredly compromise the safety of our nation’s citizens at home and abroad.
— Finished all of my vegetables.