Thursday, May 20, 2010

Utah, I Hatu!

1. Utah, I hatu!

 

2. We HATU, Utah. Ew.

Aaron Belz is a teacher, writer, gadabout, and general nogoodnik in the city of St. Louis, Missouri. Visit his Web site at belz.net

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