Wednesday, August 1, 2012

'Mailer Time'


  1. No — they fail you!

  2. As if they don’t, as well, sometimes also fail you, too. Sometimes.
    Bore Vidal.

  3. Just fuckin’ with you, man.

  4. Yeah? Well, self-defense fails you.

  5. Fat lips fail Gore Vidal. [Note: could lead to retaliatory kiss.]

  6. Maybe, but my fist is a success!

  7. Just wanted to see if a black eye twinkles.

  8. Nice try, Myra Breckenridge.

  9. I don’t need that many as long as I’ve got my favorite two: “knuckle
    sandwich.”

  10. Yep - and as soon as you get up, they’re gonna fail me once more.

R.I.P., Hitch Some tributes to the late, great Christopher Hitchens.
R.I.P., Hitch Amazon Rankings of Children's Books by Christopher HitchensMick Stingley Mommy's Not Going to Heaven and Neither Are You!By Christopher HitchensAmazon.com Sales Rank: #18 in Books Most Recent Customer Reviews: "Finally! This is the definitive atheist and antitheist polemic teaching tool...
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