I Hate I Love the 90s
Riding the popular coattails of VH1’s other I Love the-- shows, there’s a new decade in town: I Love the 90s. Personally, I do love the 90s but it’s too soon to be doing a show about it, don’t you...
In Which Amy Learns the Science of Sugarmaking
One Viewer Takes a Bite out of the Food Network “30 Minute Meals” with Rachael Ray For a long time, watching Rachael Ray cook delicious and healthy meals in under thirty minutes made me sad. She'd things like, “My niece...
In Which Amy Nearly Freezes Her Ass Off
Gimme a Half-Caff Soy Triple Latté (No Foam) and the Unagi/Torigai Special: In Defense of the Green Mountain State
Have you heard about a new political ad running in Iowa? In the ad, an old man (supposedly a “farmer” but I think he’s a “paid actor”) says, “Howard Dean should take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latté-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York...
Things I Say to Various Loved Ones, Coworkers, and Strangers When My Aunt Flo Visits
Can you just shut up? Just shut up. Get the hell out of my way. The fuck you care? The fuck you staring at? Fuck you. Go hungry for all I care. O.K.? I’m not hungry, ergo, I’m not fucking...
Dear Neal Pollack
Dear Neal, I haven’t read any of your books, but I did enjoy reading your blog. I guess this whole “putting an end to the online journal” is just a way to get people to buy up your books. After...
In Which Amy Interviews and Rides with the U.S. Border Patrol
In Which Amy Visits a Working Dairy Farm and Tries to Find a Neck
In Which Amy Gets Wasted and Decides to Go Rock Climbing
In Which Amy Samples Some of the State's Finer Cuisine