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Photomontage Archive

Selections from The Golden Girls Exhibit, Part II: Modern Art

Selected masterworks from The Golden Girls Exhibit, arriving at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art this April.



Rose


Rose
Andy Warhol, 1961

Sophia


Sophia
Roy Lichtenstein, 1963

Blanche


Blanche
Patrick Nagel, 1982

Untitled (Fuck St. Olaf)


Untitled (Fuck St. Olaf)
Barbara Kruger, 1990

Friday, March 7, 2008

Portraits of Glee

SaRaH VoWeLL

sArAh vOwEll
Accompanied the story Sarah Vowell Comments on Our Imagined Liaison by Dale Dobson, February 17, 2006



Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?
Accompanied the listicle Rod Stewart Songs Titles, Ordered to Tell the Story of His Public Life by Katelyn Sack.

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Me Not Crook Richard M. Nixon (left) and Cookie Monster, in 1970.

Me Not Crook
Accompanied the article “Nixon and Cookie Monster: The Friendship That Transformed America” by James Warner, Thursday, August 9, 2007

I Love Chomsky
I Love Chomsky
Accompanied the story Test Your Cultural IQ: I Love Lucy Episode or Noam Chomsky Theorem? by Jonathan Stern, September 10, 2007.

He Buried Paul
He Buried Paul
Accompanied the story My Continued Conversation with the Ghost of John Lennon by Corey Mesler, May 16, 2005

Mogwaipiece Theatre
Mogwaipiece Theatre
Accompanied the article Masterpiece Theatre Presents: Charles Dickens’ Bleak House, Starring the Gremlins by Russell Bradbury-Carlin, October 6, 2006.

Gene S1mm0ns

Gene S1mm0ns
Accompanied the article A.I. Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite by Daniel Nester, April 26, 2005

Karl Rove, GOAT

Cassius Karl
Accompanied the article Karl Rove’s Ringside Boasts by Michael Rottman, October 10, 2005.


Monday, August 13, 2007

Selections from The Golden Girls Exhibit, Part I: The Old Masters

Selected masterworks from The Golden Girls Exhibit, arriving at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art this September.

Mona Beasa (La Zbornak)


Mona Beasa (La Zbornak)
Leonardo Da Vinci, c. 1503
oil on paper

Rue with a Pearl Earring


Rue with a Pearl Earring
Johannes Vermeer, circa 1665–1675
oil on canvas

Betty and Child


Betty and Child
Raphael, c. 1503
oil on wood

The Birth of Estelle


The Birth of Estelle
Sandro Botticelli, c. 1485–1486
tempera on canvas

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Other Children's Shows on Hamas TV

This week, the Associated Press reported that the character Farfour, a Mickey Mouse knockoff who preached anti-Western indoctrination on Tomorrow’s Pioneers, a Hamas-affiliated children’s television program, was beaten to death in the final episode by an actor playing an Israeli soldier trying to buy Farfour’s land. Here’s a look at some other misappropriated American children’s shows that have been transformed into juvenile propaganda.

Ert & Bernie

The Evil, Homosexual Zionist Jews Who Drink the Blood of Babies

Marta the Martyr

Can You Guess What’s in Her Backpack?
Marta the Martyr

Arafat Albert & the Cosby Kids

Arafat Albert

The Insmurfgents

Just three figs tall, these little magic creatures plot to overthrow the Great Satan (Gargamel) and the Little Satan (Azrael).
Insmurfgents

Monday, July 2, 2007

Celebrate Your Independence, Take Care of Your Digits

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The founding fathers of Y.P.R. would like to take this moment to celebrate long weekends with no day jobs, literary tomfoolery, and the last call for submissions for Y.P.R. Print! Bring us your tired, your dirty, your utterly hilarious.

We’ll be back next week with all new goods for you. Also be on the lookout for the triumphant return of Shreeks!

Word.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children's Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content

Dora the Ex-Whora
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Bear in the Big Crack House
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Jimmy Neutered
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Barney the Purple Gyno-Sore
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SpongeBob NoPants
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Thomas the Trained Submissive
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Clifford, the Big Dead God
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The pWiggles1
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1 The silent “p” really chages everything.
Friday, December 2, 2005

Cold Turkey


Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

R.I.P., Nipsey Russell
by Nick Jezarian

1924 — 2005
Pouring a 40 oz. for Nipsey Russell

Wednesday, October 5, 2005