Caroline Kepnes gets weirded out when she has to write bios. She prefers writing short stories, romantic-comedy treatments, articles about celebrities, TV-show ideas. Hell she'd even rather write checks. She grew up on Cape Cod, started out in New York and lives now in Los Angeles. Her short stories are in the archives of The Barcelona Review, Eclectica, Eyeshot, Hobart, Thieves Jargon and Word Riot. There's a long creepy story in Duck & Herring's Pocket Field Guide too. You can reach her at firstname.lastname@example.org. But if you're a Yankees fan, watch out.